Smiling baby with toys photo by Petr Kratochvil
Merriam Webster defines “meme” as “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture."
Yesterday, I received a collection of one-liners that as Internet memes have been transmitted via e-mails, and along the way, folks added their own commentary creating a meme complex, which as an end result provided some humorous puns,
There are numerous sites where you fashion your own meme and hope it goes viral via social networks or e-mails. One such online presence is MemeCreator, where you simply press the “create” button at the top of the page, and add your own appropriate pun to the picture of the goofy-looking “Lame Coon.”
The memes below are all real groaners so smile and share. Remember laughter doesn’t cost anything, and it doesn’t hurt to spread the joy.
-I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.
It's syncing now.
-When chemists die, they barium.
-Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
-I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
-How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
-I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
-This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian
club, but I'd never met herbivore.
-I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.
-I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
-They told me I had type-A blood,
but it was a Type-O.
-PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
-Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
-We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there's no pop quiz.
-I didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.
-Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost
her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
-When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
-Broken pencils are pointless.
-I tried to catch some fog, but I mist it.
-What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
-England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool .
-I used to be a banker,
but then I lost interest.
-I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
-All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.
-I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
-Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
-Velcro! what a rip off!
-A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy.
-Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
-The earthquake in Washington obviously
was the government's fault.
